Here are the 10 top reasons why you would want to get in touch with me:

1) I am hot.

2) Disregard reason #1.

3) You truly believe your EPF is enough for your retirement.

4) You honestly also believe that life?? saddest tragedies only happen to people you don?? know.

5) You believe that the invention of credit card is the best thing that ever happened to you.

6) You wanted so much to see some balance in your account every month, but like the mysterious Bigfoot from Johor, it?? always been ??ow You See, Now You Don????.

7) When mentioned risk, your first thought is ??arriage??.

8) You like typing ??arn fast money?? in Google.

9) You believe that the term ??nflation?? happens only to the unfortunate.

10) Islamic Funds are used to fund terrorist.

Bonus Reason: You have my contact! Okie, now you can send your hate-mails here:

Meshio Planner (SA0034725-W)
J-2-15, Jalan PJU 1/43 Aman Suria, 47301
Petaling Jaya, Selangor

Tel: +603.7804.9380
Fax: +603.7804.9390

And if you prefer to contact us via email, here it is in true anti-spammer style!

And of course, my direct hotline number: +6012.2256664.