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A Bersih 2.0 Account

PROLOGUE
This is yours truly second Bersih rally account. The first one was held back in 10th November 2007, wow… 4 years just went by, and the individuals managing our countries still hadn’t really made any headway in improving the country’s competitiveness and all the talks about combating corruption seems to be just that, only talks. Hence, once more, I’ve decided to march with the masses to let the ruling government know that we don’t like being taken for a ride.

Back during the school days, when we were electing our ‘Ketua Darjah’, our teachers will ask the floor to elect a few ‘nominees’, and then to qualify these nominees, they must be a ‘Seconder’ so that the nominated student won’t look so bad, where they will at least have one vote (from the Seconder). And then, the voting will begin, with the nominated students going out of the classroom so that they will not be able to find out who voted for or against them. And then, the voting will begin with the names on the blackboard being called out, and each student is only allowed to vote once. Back then, I don’t think my teacher bothered to validate if anyone actually voted twice, but technically speaking, we are suppose to only vote once. That was how we’d elected our Ketua Darjah for many of those long gone years.

And mind you, the process is very transparent, full of sportsmanship and there’s no money involved. Sometimes, we elected someone as the ‘Ketua Darjah’ just to ‘kenakan’ him… because as the class rep, you will be asked by the teachers to do lots of things.

Now, turning our attention to the way we elect the leaders that run this country, the process cannot be more dirty and biased. To the point where the People had to muster up their guts to face tear gas, water cannons and ‘samsengs-in-police-uniform’, just to tell the government of the day that ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

If you look at the 8 Demands of the Bersih 2.0 rally, you would realize that it’s actually pointing out to some very simple ‘rules’ of holding a fair election.

1. Clean the electoral roll
2. Reform postal ballot
3. Use of indelible ink
4. Minimum 21 days campaign period
5. Free and fair access to media
6. Strengthen public institutions
7. Stop corruption
8. Stop dirty politics

For explanation on these demands, click here.

Nothing new or too advanced for a nation like ours to undertake. Unless of course, some political party stand to lose from these demands. In fact, I really don’t mind that Barisan Nasional still stays in power AFTER these electoral reforms are made. It just shows that Malaysians are hopeless :-P

Fortunately, this is not the case on 9th July 2011. Many Malaysians like me, who don’t have any political standings, has come out of their comfortable homes to gather peacefully to send a message to the government that we still have hope in this country. And it seems that our government did not even try to listen to what we’ve got to say, and adding salt to injury, gave everyone who turned up that day a good thrashing, literally.

Again, your truly managed to escaped the tyrants with a few scratches. And here’s my account on that auspicious day, where Malaysians from all walks of life gathered together for the Yellow Party.

(Text in bold are actual tweets on the day of the rally.)

8:30am: Alarm rang. Instead of putting it into ‘Snooze’ mode like I would normally do, I quickly sprang out of the bed. I had an ‘appointment’ with Agong today, can’t afford to be late. Check my phone for any SMS my friends would have sent over the night. Chyo says he’s in good condition today, after a bad fever attack yesterday. Great, at least now I don’t have to enter the city alone.

9:00am: Left the house, with all the necessary belongings. A night before, I’ve written down all the contacts my wife would need if I got arrested. Come to think of it, there ain’t many people on that list… sigh, guess my social circle is still very limited. Kissed my wife goodbye, and promised her “Don’t worry, I’ll be back in one piece.” Can’t say she’s convinced, because I am not that sure myself this time round. After watching the updates in the past few days, the PDRM is clearly much more prepared since Bersih 1.0 back in 2007. Heck, they’ve locked down the whole city like an Alien Invasion is coming to town.

I’ve decided not to take the LRT this time. I have waited for this day long enough and I was not about to take any unnecessary risk. In 2007, they shut down Masjid Jamek station and other adjacent stations. Besides, there’s a very high chance that police might be searching suspicious commuters.

I started the car and began my journey to Bangsar, cutting through SS2, into Jalan Universiti, and then into Sprint Highway, avoiding the main roads as much as I can.

9:41am: Jln Maarof clear. I finally reached Bangsar Village Shopping Mall. Parked my car near the mosque. Chyo arrived 10 minutes later. And we started walking towards KL Sentral.

10:26am: All quiet and cooling in Plaza Sentral (the Office Complex next to KL Sentral), except for choppers hovering atop. KL Sentral would later become one of the major rallying point. We’re suppose to rendezvous with some more friends here, but they’ve already moved into the town center. Feeling a little hungry, we decided to drop by Brickfields for a quick bite.

10:50am: Breakfast at Brickfields. Traffic police at junctions everywhere, but there’s NO traffic!!! We later learned that many rally participants were rounded up by Police while they are having their breakfast in Brickfields. The unfortunate ones were immediately arrested on the spot, and were carried away in Black Marias.

From Brickfields, we decided to walk to Pasar Seni, bypassing the YMCA building on the right. One of our friend had spent the night in YMCA so that he won’t have any problem getting into the city. However, later in the afternoon, he would later find himself beaten and kicked by the police and cuffed in one of the Black Marias.

As we’re approaching the turning to Pasar Seni, five police jeeps blaring their sirens were seen rushing into KL Sentral. Along the way, we are joined by many other ‘comrades’ walking towards the same destination, with the same cause and intention. Just as we were about 500 metres from Pasar Seni, a few police cars turned into our way and setup road blocks. There goes our entrance into the city! The police shouted at all pedestrians heading towards Pasar Seni, “Undur! Undur!” The threat was real, as another Black Maria approached the road block, getting ready to haul up any suspicious looking individuals.

As we were scratching our head for a new route into the city, we saw taxis going pass the roadblocks without being stopped. And we paid the opportunist driver RM15.00 for a 100 metres journey. One of the most expensive taxi ride I’ve ever had. He dropped us down at the old KTM station, as we continue to Pasar Seni on foot.

11:19am At Pasar Seni. The police barricades were everywhere. The entire Central Market was sealed off entirely by the police and heavily guarded. Can’t blame them, it’s one of the main entrance into Dataran Merdeka. Most shops in Petaling Street were closed. We decided to join up with the rest of the gang in one of the Mc Donalds. We almost went to the wrong Mc Donalds in Masjid Jamek, where the likelihood of being arrest is 100%, as it is very close to Dataran Merdeka. According to my wife’s intel, anyone caught loitering around Dataran Merdeka would immediately be hauled up- no questions asked.

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We made a quick turnaround and ended up meeting the gang in one of the Mc Donalds in Petaling Street.

11:56am Resting in a crowded Mc D, with no air cons in Petaling Street. Barricade at Bangsar to Pasar Seni turning. Police seen inside KTM KL. Wife keeps sending intel of people getting arrested everywhere in the city. Right opposite us is a multi-storey, and we saw policemen storming into the hotel. Last night, we read that police had been raiding budget hotels. The PDRM is very good at intimidating the public- catching housewives driving without buckling up, unsuspecting drivers who forgot their roadtax renewals etc. Later today, they will let the world see just how good they are in this business.

12:09pm: Beware of traps. Move around, observe with full alertness. Wife’s intel says that all LRT stations are closed and tear gas were shot in KLCC and Dataran Merdeka. Looking at the mounting tension, we decided it’s not a good idea to stick in Mc Donald’s for too long.

We went outside into Petaling Street for some fresh air. Many people are already loitering along the street. There were a few curious tourists who joined the crowd, wondering what happened to the usually tourist-packed Petaling Street. A few tourists would eventually join the rally later on, bracing tear gas and water cannons with the locals.

Not about to parade on empty stomachs, we had our lunch in KFC and before we could start eating, the crowd on the street was shouting and pointing towards the Puduraya direction. Some of them were shouting, “Start already! Start already!”

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Without finishing our meals, we rushed out to the street, and true enough, a huge crowd has already build up and was marching into Petaling Street. And like a black hole, we were sucked into the crowd and paraded with them along the street, before ending up at Dataran Maybank. People from every corners of Malaysia was on the street, even the Orang Asli in their traditional outfits were parading with us. The tourists might have thought we are celebrating the National Day.

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I lost touch with the rest of the gang as the crowd was really gathering in size and momentum. We were later joined by another few hundreds of participants walking all the way from Bukit Bintang. It felt like a great reunion then. Until the police decided that it’s their turn to have fun.

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2:14pm Barricade at star hill, pudu. Dead lock. Got stuck at Tung Shin. Raining now! Without anyone provoking them, the red FRU truck began shooting water cannon at us, forcing us to flee into Jalan Pudu towards Bukit Bintang. Many arrests were made and many tear gas canisters were fired into the crowd.

As the crowd starts to retreat into Bukit Bintang, another group of police and FRU sealed off the road, effectively surrounding the crowd inside Jalan Pudu. There were at least 8,000 to 10,000 of us sandwiched between the two police blocks. More tear gas followed, with some being shot from inside the Pudu Station construction site. Tear gas was coming from the front, back and side of Jalan Pudu. This made me wonder what are the real intention of the police. Instead of dispersing the crowd, it seems that their intention was to gas everyone to death.

I have had my share of tear gas and water cannon back in Bersih 2007, but this one in Jalan Pudu takes the cake. It was like the road itself was on fire. The smoke was so thick that even without the gas stinging in my eyes and throat, I was unable to see where I was going. All of us was running in every direction, and one participant was coughing so bad that he took the bottle of water in my hand and began washing the fiery tear gas effect from his face. I did not ask for my bottle back, there was no time to chat as more tear gas was being fired our way.

While retreating, I bumped into a couple who caught me gasping for breath and tears rolling down my bloodshot eyes. They were very quick to offer me a pack of salt (courtesy of Mc Donald’s). And I continued to get salt offers from other people around me… These acts of kindness from complete strangers was repeated for every round of tear gas fired into the crowd.

With the tear gas being fired more regularly, I figured the only safe haven was to take refuge in Tung Shin Hospital, thinking that at least the FRU are not suppose to attack a hospital. Having surrounded by the police at both ends, most of us eventually retreated into Tung Shin through the main entrance and into the car parks and lobby. We cannot be more wrong, and how could we forget that the PDRM are above the law themselves. And before we knew it, they aimed their water cannon and tear gas launchers at the compound of Tung Shin and fired away.

2:35pm, We’re still stuck in Tung Shin Hospital carpark! Tear gas!!!

2:38pm Tear gassed like hell….. I started going towards the back of the hospital, hoping to find an exit, and the only way was to climb a steep muddy slope. I think it was a school up there. And it’s definitely a better alternative than staying in Tung Shin, waiting for the police to round us up. Once again, Malaysian, regardless of race, skin color and background helped each other up the slope and from there, we regrouped ourselves and continue the march.

3:14pm Just let us gather in peace and we can all go home to our love ones! Am walking with courageous Malaysians! After the episode in Tung Shin, most of my energy was drained. I continued downhill with survivors from Tung Shin towards Jalan Ceylon before regrouping with a huge crowd marching towards Jalan Sultan Ismail.

3:19pm Going into Stadium via Jln SulTan Ismail, gathering Momentum! I kept wondering where did all these people come from. It’s like after being dispersed with tear gas, water cannon and police brutality, we somehow managed to continue marching. One thing is sure for now, the initial plan to march to Dataran Merdeka is no longer possible. The crowd, unable to marched into Dataran Merdeka, were redirected towards KLCC.

3:37pm, We are going thru Jln Ampang, lots of us, and support by all passing cars and bikes. Along the way, cars and motorcyclist were honking loudly and waving at us in show of support.

3:40pm To KLCC now…

4:04pm In the middle of the KLCC junction sitting down. The crowd finally stopped in front of the KLCC junction as one of the leader started to give his speech. And in the midst of it, we started to sing ‘Negaraku’. It was a very touching moment, as the national anthem was sang with so much emotion, considering what everyone had went through. We have come to gather in peace, to seek for a better country for our future generations. Instead, we are treated like criminals by the police and condemned by the very government we’ve NOT elected. I’ve been singing ‘Negaraku’ since was a little kid in school, and I have never sang it this ‘seriously’ before. Patriotism is not about the government, politicians or their policies. It’s about ensuring that the freedom of the country and her people is protected from corruption and dictators who will bend the law to serve their own selfish needs.

4:26pm Stuck in Jln Ampang, police arrive in full force., chopper very close to crowd. Just before the crowd disperse, a very heavy troop of police and FRU charged into the crowd and started to fire tear gas. I was about to run into KLCC to seek refuge but the distance was too far. I ran into the back of Hotel Maya and waited out the commotion.

4:52pm Walking back now…police invasion in KLCC! Sensing that the police has stopped arresting people, I walked out from my hiding place with some other participants and started walking back towards Pasar Seni.

Once again, I was very amazed at how well the Bersih participants had behaved. As I walked on the pavement along Jalan Ampang, the entire street has return to normal as if nothing has taken place. Even as I could still hear the chants “Hidup Rakyat! Hidup Bersih!” ringging in my ears, the almost serene and peaceful street almost betrayed the unsuspecting pedestrian on what has just transpired hours ago.

5:35pm Lepak at Lai Foong before heading back home. It was a rather long walk back to my car. I stopped by at Lai Foong for a Hokkien Mee and Kopi Ais before continuing my journey back to Bangsar to pick up my car. Chyo called up and told me he has reached home safely. He told me Sengtat was arrested.

6:46pm Friends, thank you for the support and wishes, I am safely home… now, I need to mandi and ‘#BERSIH’kan myself :-) Finally reached home. Very tired and very smelly, but it was very worth it to have walked with all the courageous Malaysians.

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EPILOGUE
Along the rally, I met many old friends who has sacrificed their safety and comfort at home and have decided that enough is enough. I also was honored to have met many new friends who came from as far as Sarawak, Penang, Melaka and even Singapore. We met as strangers, and it’s very likely I might never meet them again, but I know on that very day, we have come together to fight for a better Malaysia.

And I would like to thank my wife for her moral support and ‘intels’. Thanks to every Malaysian who has followed our journey to seek for a better Malaysia on 9th July 2011. It will be a long walk before we can truly achieve a democratic nation with free and fair election. There’ll be many more tear gas canisters and water cannon along the way, more police brutality and bullying by the ruling party. But what I’ve seen on 9th July 2011, is that there’s hope for this nation and we are not going to stop walking until Malaysia and her people is truly free.

Please join our effort to make this country a better home for all of us. If you’re eligible and haven’t register as a voter, please do so as soon as possible. If you are already a registered voter, please spread the words to your friends who has yet to register themselves.

And here’s a picture of me at Bersih 2.0, thanks to cameraman Yang Fann!

YC at Bersih Rally





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  • taner

    hi
    we are proud of you..
    this is a very details report. 
    you can send it to malaysiakini.com
    they are many more stories there… 

  • http://www.meshio.com yowchuan

    Hey taner, thanks for reading!

  • Malibu

    Proud ? hahaha . From all the story above don’t you realized u just wasted your time ? Risking your life ? For what ? For 8 demands ? Ok it’s your time, your risk but will u consider this ?

    I think despite all the mabuk rhetoric Ambiga is getting frightened. I hope she can come to her senses and realise that the ‘I can pick up the phone and tell her to call it off’ fellow is chilling his heels and not making his face seen at all. It is the “fetchers and getters” like Ambiga who will get arrested and maybe thrown in jail too. It is called “making use of people”. This could also be the end of her career.

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    Ambiga, recall Zainur Zakaria and Zulkifli Noordin (and many others Tan Tee Beng, Zahrain Hashim, Ezzam Mohd Noor) – both of them willingly went to jail for L*wat. Now they realise how wrong they were and how they have been conned by L*wat. Watch closely – the same thing is happening to Ambiga.

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    Yesterday Ambiga went to see the IGP to suggest an alternative route which the Bersih mob wants to take. This a sign that Ambiga is beginning to chicken out. She wanted the IGP’s endorsement. The IGP is reported to have remained silent at Ambiga’s proposal. Here is The Star :

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    “Meanwhile, Bersih 2.0 chairman Datuk S. Ambiga had a 30-minute meeting with Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar to discuss an alternative route for the rally. Ambiga said another route was needed in order to avoid confrontation with any other group, adding that Ismail was silent on the suggestion.”

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    The girl is still new from the plantation and maybe short on the ‘adab‘. You know what the IGP’s silence means Ambiga – the IGP is keeping his options open – to arrest you. I think you are going to get arrested. If you are locked up, do you think that L*wat will send you thosai and muruku ? Think again. None of L*wat’s people visited the Indian Tamil Hindraf guys who were locked up in jail. The Ceylon Tamils collected the money and got a free ride to London to see the Queen. (A bit of the caste thingy there no?)

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    Anyway folks, I hope you have read Parts 1, 2 and 3 of this post. I have been doing some research on Bersih’s ‘EIGHT demands’. Remember folks, their complaint is against the Elections Commission. The Suruhanjaya Pilihanraya. Lets keep this in mind very carefully. Not the Jabatan Kerja Raya, the Jabatan Bomba, not the Veterinary Department or the Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat. It’s the Elections Commission. Why? Because they claim that the elections in this country are unfair.

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    Lets focus ok : Elections Commissions and ‘elections not fair’.

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    So how many times has Ambiga taken her complaints to the Jabatan Bomba or the Veterinary Department? None. Why? Because her complaint has been about the Elections Commission. OK so how many times has Ambiga taken her complaints to the Elections Commission? Ten times, five times, three times? Nope. The correct answer is once only – just once.

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    On November 27th last year when Ambiga met the Elections Commission she handed over Bersih’s list of complaints or issues. Here are scanned copies (partly) of Amibiga’s list of 17 (SEVENTEEN) complaints, including a page that shows some NGOs that have signed this list. You can click on the image, then zoom in..
    Here are some of the NGOs who signed Bersih’s Memorandum of 27th Nov 2010:Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, please note : Bersih’s Memorandum dated 27th November 2010 had 17 items. SEVENTEEN, TUJUH BELAS, SABTA WA ‘ASHARA.

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    In their Memorandum of 27 November, 15 of their 17 demands are numbered whereas the top two,tagged as ‘Immediate Concerns’, are not numbered . So 15 + 2 = 17 “demands” by Bersih.

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    Here is the point to note : most of us are aware that they have been blasting only EIGHT demands all over the media and cyberspace. EIGHT demands. Not 17. So how come there are only EIGHT demands left now? NINE demands have gone missing. What happened?

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    Folks, in actual fact there are only FIVE demands, BUKAN LAPAN PUN. Please read on.

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    I am telling you that Bersih has DROPPED TWELVE (12) demands from the original SEVENTEEN (17) that were submitted in their November 27th Memorandum to the EC. (Hello can you reporters please go and ask Ambiga why they dropped 12 of their 17 demands and now only have FIVE left?) Pergi tanya lah. Jangan shy-shy nak tanya Ambiga.

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    They have retained only FIVE demands from that original list of 17. Why have they dropped TWELVE or 70% of their demands?

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    Because the entire thing is crap. These are just red herrings. Time wasting bullshit. And even the remaining FIVE demands that are left on their list are also crap.

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    Maybe realizing that they have chopped off too many, they have added THREE more new DEMANDS. That is how they get the present “EIGHT demands of Bersih 2.0“.

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    And these THREE new demands they have added on, have nothing to do with the Elections Commission. It is better for BERSIH to put those THREE EXTRA demands to the Jabatan Bomba, Jabatan Kerja Raya or someone else. Not to the Elections Commission. Please do read on. Firstly here is the full list of Bersih’s EIGHT Demands:

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    .This whole Bersih thing is just a time wasting charade. And it is dangerous. They are playing with fire. It is just L*wat’s ploy to divert attention from his liwat problems and the China Doll sex video problem. And he is doing some racial profiling here as well : getting Ambiga to play the “fetcher and getter” role. “Ambiga, pergi sapu belakang rumah”. I am sorry but that is what is happening..So what happened to the TWELVE other demands that have been dropped by Bersih ? First here is a list of all the 17 Demands which Ambiga put in her Memorandum – on her one and only visit – to the EC on November 27 last year..List of 17 Items in Bersih Memo dated 27 November 2010..1. Investigation of Election Offences2. Obstruction to voters registration3. Automatic Registration4. Lowering of voting age from 21 to 185. Absentee voting for all.6. Indelible Ink7. Minimizing gerrymandering (minimizing? Not abolish completely?)8. Minimising malapportionment of constituencies9. Meaningful campaign period of 21 days minimum.10. Free and fair media access (my column will appear in Harakah and Rocket?)11. Control of party expenses12. Public Finance of Party Expense (they want taxpayers funds for party expenses – banyak cantik)13. Right to contest election after Resignation – ‘kataks’ to be forced to resign14. Administrative neutrality15. Restoration of Local Government elections16. Full Judicial scrutiny on Election Petitions17. Right to observe elections.A load of 17 red herrings. WE will comment on all these items. But first here are the REVISED and CHOPPED DOWN list of EIGHT demands by Bersih 2.0 which they have now..Eight immediate demands of Bersih 2.0 (Now the whole list is called ‘immediate demands’)1. Clean the electoral roll2. Reform postal ballot3. Use indelible ink4. Minimum 21 days campaign period5. Free and fair access to media6. Strengthen public institutions7. Stop corruption (hey that’s my job lah !!)8. Stop dirty politics.So kawan2, just a few lines above I said I will comment on each of Bersih’s 17 original demands which they submitted to the EC on November 27, 2010. Well I don’t have to comment on them anymore because Bersih has dropped them from their original list lah. Buat apa mahu susah susah?.Now they only have EIGHT items. In fact if you combine 1. And 2. Above, there are only SEVEN items. Lagi senang nak komen..Note that items 6 to 8 (strengthen public institutions, stop corruption, stop dirty politics) have nothing to do with the Elections Commission. It is better for Ambiga to submit the last three to the Jabatan Kerja Raya (strengthen public buildings??), the MACC (stop corruption) and Jabatan Kesihatan (dirty politics??).You see folks, these are the red herrings. The Puteri Gunung Ledang had no intention of entertaining the Sultan’s request. So she asked for a bridge made of gold to be built from Melaka to her perch on Gunung Ledang, she asked for a bowl full of mosquitos hearts. Finally she asked for a cup of the Sultan’s son’s blood. She was making it just impossible for the Sultan to comply..Strengthening public institutions is NOT the domain of the EC. Neither is stopping corruption or cleaning up dirty politics..L*wat is the inventor of dirty politics in the country. He used tons of money to take down Ghafar Baba. He first created the Regu Wawasan (Mat Taib and Rahim Tambi Chik) and then took them both out. Plus he made millions for himself..Here is a simple suggestion to Ambiga. You can get to Putrajaya if you do just one thing. Ask L*wat to declare his assets. Where did he get the money to build that palace he lives in now? RM7 million? Duit mana mari? What about that Bentley luxury limousine? Duit mana mari? Then the other cars? Duit mana mari? Just get L*wat to declare his assets, that of his wife, his children and maybe a couple of his brothers. Then we will know who is dirty. L*wat is the dirtiest poliician you can find..These three red herrings : strengthen public institutions, stop corruption, stop dirty politics are just non starters. If you remove these three non starters, Bersih’s list of EIGHT DEMANDS reduce to just FIVE :.1. Clean the electoral roll2. Reform postal ballot3. Use indelible ink4. Minimum 21 days campaign period5. Free and fair access to media.We have already talked about the electoral rolls in Part 2. The rolls are constantly being cleaned up. L*wat’s girlfriend’s husband must explain why he has 11 people registered at his mum’s house?.We have had year round voter registration for so long already, Voter Registration agents have been appointed, including from PAS, DAP, UMNO, retired civil servants etc (who are even paid RM1.00 for every voter they register) and yet there are about four million people who have not yet registered to vote..And there is no law in Malaysia to force people to register or to vote. The Constituion does not make it compulsory that people must vote or even register to vote. Until we change the Federal Constitution, there cannot be automatic registration of voters. A voter can then sue the EC and demand why he was automatically registered when the Constitution does not say so?.Do they want to amend the Contitution? Then ask the Pakatan and the BN to vote together to amend the Constitution. This also they will not do. But who cares? This Bersih crap is only to divert attention from L*wat’s liwat case. Other than that, who gives a hoot about amending the Constitution?.The postal votes issue is just more bull. How can the Pakatan win five states in March 2008, eight by elections and 15 sates seats in the Sarawak elections if they say that “postal votes” are manipulated to help the BN win? Out of 12 million voters in the country, only 200,000 or less are “postal votes” (armed forces, police, election workers etc). That is 1.8% of total voters. They are going to swing the elections?.The suggestion to use indelible ink is stupid. During the time of the corrupt Slumberjack and his corrupt son in law, they stupidly agreed to use indelible ink. Then at the last minute they realised that it was against the Constitution. The Federal Constitution does not allow for the use of indelible ink. If the EC denies any Malaysian the fundamental right to vote because there is already some ink on his fingers (maybe from other sources and similar colored ink, henna, etc) then he stil has the right to sue the EC for denying him the right to vote. Why? Because it is not in the Constituion. So jangan jadi bodoh..Indelible ink is used in backward third world countries like Afghanistan or India which still do not have Identity Cards, paved roads, electricity, water proper toilets in many places. In Afghanistan if you shout “Who is Mohamed?” at the Polling Station, fifty fellows will stand up all having the same name ‘Mohamed‘. You may need indelible ink in Afghanistan. In India if you go to the Polling Station and shout ‘Krishnan stand up” possibly 100 fellows will stand up all having the same name Krishnan..Both India and Afghanistan have no Identity Cards. So how are you going to know one Mohamed from another Mohamed? Or one Krishnan from another Krishnan? This is where indelible ink comes in handy..Tapi we live in Malaysia lah. We have the KLCC Twin Towers, everyone has Nokia, Blackberry, I Phones, I pads (1 and 2, bro I hope you are reading this?). WE are not India or Afghanistan. So please don’t suggest stupid things like indelible ink. If Ambiga is so afraid that someone may use her name to vote twice, then may I suggest that you take a knife and cut off your nose after you have finished voting. That way, we will be certain that no one else will steal your identity to vote..Minimum 21 days campaign period? But the Pakatan jokers have been campaigning non stop since March 2008. It has been nothing but politics, politics and more politics. Campaign, campaign and nothing but campaign. Non stop..No we do not need 21 days of roadside and ceramah campaigning. I hope the EC does NOT give in to this silly request. It will just mean more shouting, chaos, flags and posters being pasted everywhere and all such crap..I have a suggestion. Lets follow the Indonesians. Lets create a ’cooling off’ period. All road side campaigning and ceramah must stop 36 hours before Elections. During the 36 hours all the politial parties must remove all their flags, posters, banners. If you don’t, you will lose your ‘cleaning up’ deposit of say RM20,000 for every constituency, which must be charged to every political party..Internet campaigns, print media campaigns and TV campaigning can go on (including Harakah TV, M‘kini webcast, etc etc). That one we dont care. But all roadside campaigning and ceramahthat require Police Permits must stop 36 hours before elections. And remove all posters flags, banners..Let there be a cooling off period. And on election day, no party flags, banners, party T shirts or vehicles pasted with party stickers and flags should be allowed. Not even a single party sticker must be allowed in sight of anyone. Zero. Then let the people vote. That is my suggestion. Apa macam? What do you all think? How many of you are willing to walk with me with these demands?.Now let us look at some of the Demands which Ambiga has DROPPED from her original list of 17 items that she submitted on 27 November 2010..1. Investigation of Election Offences : what exactly is meant here? The Senadin case in Sarawak and UMNO’s complaint about Manik Urai have already been explained. Maybe that is why Ambiga has dropped this from her list of “Immediate Demands”. This item has been dropped by Ambiga..2. Obstruction to voters registration : who obstructed who from registering to vote? No one? So is that why Ambiga dropped this ‘demand’ also. Pembohong!.3. Automatic Registration : discussed above. This also has been dropped by Ambiga. (She has dropped almost everything).4. Lowering of voting age from 21 to 18 - This also has been dropped by Ambiga and Bersih. Its not in their demands anymore. How many 18 year olds are rioting in the streets because they want to vote? They are out playing futsal or video games. Leave them alone. Yesterday a chirpy doctor said lets raise the voting age to 25. Thanks for the sugar free cheesecake..5. Absentee voting for all - Huh? First they complain about ‘ghost voters’. Now they want absentee voting pula? I smell something stinky here. Anyway. Ambiga has dropped this “demand” as well. Saja bullshitting. Full of crap..6. Indelible Ink - already discussed..7. Minimizing gerrymandering : Minimizing only? Now the Pakatan is also doing their own ‘engineering’ in those states they control. They are moving their voters around. Maybe that is why Bersih has dropped this ‘demand’ also. Its not an issue with them anymore..8. Minimising malapportionment of constituencies - this has been dropped too. They want each Parliamentary constituency to have the same number of voters. Mana boleh? The Bidayuh’s have their own issues. The Kayan’s have their own issues. And how many of them are there in one location? 1000? 2000? 500? Anyway Bersih has dropped this ‘demand’ too. Its not in their list anymore..9. Meaningful campaign period of 21 days minimum - discussed already..10. Free and fair media access - So does this mean my column will appear in Harakah and Rocket? Or that Harakah TV will interview UMNO people? How about M’kini running interviews with the PM? Not possible ah? Folks do you all know that the pro-opposition media now has more readers than the pro Government media. That is why Bersih and Ambiga have dropped this ‘demand’ also. They have dropped almost everything from the November 27th Memo..Now here is a “demand” that should NOT have been dropped, but Ambiga has dropped it also:11. Control of party expenses : Aiyyo Ambiga, why did you drop this “demand” as well ? This is soo important lah. Yes we should control election expenses. Where there is money, the devil is not far behind. Where do the political parties get their money from? Can the DAP give a full accounting of where they get their money? What about the PKR? They have been accusing the BN of getting money from everywhere (which I am sure they do). But where does the Pakatan get all their money?.Now we will never know because Ambiga has dropped this “demand” from her earlier 17 Point Memorandum to the EC? Haiyya Ambiga, why did you go and do a dumb thing like that?.The answer : these are all just red herrings. There is nothing to reform. They are just using ‘electoral reform’ as an excuse to create chaos in the streets. Neither do they have any intention of meeting the Agong. They don’t care if the Agong is home or not at home. They are going to riot anyway. Now Ambiga is down to just FIVE Points..Then here is another strange request that Bersih and Ambiga have dropped from their 17 point Memorandum :.12. Public Finance of Party Expense. Banyak cantik. They want to use taxpayers funds for their political party’s expenses. How dumb can you get? If this is allowed even the Rohingyas and Myanmars will set up their own political parties and claim ‘election funds’ from taxpayer‘s money..I will set up my own one man party too - ’Parti OutSyedTheBox’ and start claiming election expenses too. If they say you must have a minimum 10,000 members I will get the Rohingyas to join up – on a profit sharing basis. What do you all think? I think it will be a run away success. After it is successful, the Rohingyas will run away, with the money..Maybe this is why Ambiga has dropped this silly “demand” from her Memorandum too..13. Right to contest election after Resignation - ‘kataks’ to be forced to resign. I am tired already. The same comment : Ambiga has dropped this “demand” from her 17 points too..14. Administrative neutrality : same thing. Ambiga has dropped this ‘demand’ from the 17 point Memorandum..15. Restoration of Local Government elections : This is not even the purview of the EC. This is either a Constitutional or Parliament thingy. But why has Ambiga dropped this demand from the 17 point Memorandum?.16. Full Judicial scrutiny on Election Petitions17. Right to observe elections.16 and 17 have also been dropped. Actually they have dropped almost the entire contents of the Memo that was submitted on Nov 27, 2010. The FIVE points they have kept (plus three more to make it eight) are almost entirely different..This is like the David Copperfield’s Online card trick. They show you six cards Online. The six usually look alike : 2 kings, 2 queens, 2 jacks etc. Then they ask you to just look at one card and remember it. Then they say that in the next slide your card will be gone. True enough in the next slide, your card would have disappeared. Wow? How does he do it? They change ALL the six cards. So no matter which card you choose, it will be gone. They will replace all the cards with two other similar kings, two other queens and two other jacks. They all look pretty similar. We get tricked. Ambiga Copperfield?.This is what Ambiga and Bersih have done. Starting with 17 “demands” on Nov 27 2010, they have now reduced it to just FIVE demands and then added three more completely irrelevant ones. All the eight are actually irrelevant, especially the last three new ones..So you Bersih supporters and Pakatan dungus out there – how do you explain this? Please don’t say that you are flexible. These are your “fighting principles” that you are talking about. These are your “lets riot in the street” type of issues. You say you want to fight for democracy, save the country, save the whales etc..Yet you have dropped almost all your points of contention or changed them. What type of principles are these? Boleh tukar-tukar ke? If you yourself have dropped so many of these “demands” then what is there to march about on July 9Th?.What are you really marching about? Just ”Five Plus Three” strange demands on a very short piece of paper? You are not fighting to save the whales or to save democracy. You dungus are being manipulated to save L*wat’s @$$.